Condolences – Wednesday 13


Release Year: 2017

Rating: 7.5/10

When Wednesday 13 revealed his next album, I didn’t have high hopes. I knew I was going to give it a listen, but I didn’t expect to like it aside from maybe one song. His last record, Monsters of the Universe: Come Out and Plague, was forgettable and found him talking about the same things he has been years, but in a boring way. The album didn’t grip me like some of his others. After listening to Condolences, I was surprised at just how much I liked it. Yes, he’s still singing about dead girls and spooky things, but he takes on a dark theme that makes the music fresh and exciting.

Rather than singing about horror movies and spooky themes in general, this album is drenched in death. The brief intro, “Eulogy XIII” brings in the dark tones and more serious matter of the album. Things properly kick off with “What the Night Brings.” It’s typical 13 affair with music suited for a black and white horror film that’s hard hitting and exciting. “Blood Sick” is another rager with 13 playing the bad guy once again, something he’s good at. Not only do these songs stand out, they show off the heavier tone of the album.

Wednesday 13 takes things up a notch by gearing towards a heavy metal sound. Not that he hasn’t played with this in the past, but his songs usually fall somewhere between punk rock and hard rock. Here, everything is cranked up leaving you with memorable songs. The heavy music really draws you in and keeps your attention, whereas previous efforts lose you after a few songs.

“Cadaverous,” the strongest song the album, finds 13 returning to his favorite topic: necrophilia. It’s heavy and is brutal as hell. He sounds sinister as he sings “Full moon tonight alright/I’ve got some sick thoughts on my mind/On to your grave site/I’m digging in to see what I can find.” The trudging riffs and intense nature give the whole thing this vicious vibe as if 13 is in a rage with nothing safe in his path.

“You Breathe, I Kill” and “Prey for Me” are violent rampages written from the point of view of a serial killer. They have a similar aggressive, brutal vibe as the rest of the album, but still kicks major ass. “Good Riddance” is more personal being about the death of a relationship, while “Omen Amen” is a throwback to when the religious right feared heavy metal was the devil’s music. Death looms in all these songs making for a slightly more serious endeavor. They also scratch that heavy metal itch when you just want music that’s unapologetic and loud as hell.

Because of the coherent theme, it seems 13 held back on the campy aspect for this album. Normally, his records are filled with over-the-top songs that are fun but can cross the line into downright cheesy. There’s little of that here. While I wouldn’t call his lyrics deep, they are a bit more serious and focused here. It’s a nice change of pace from overt campiness that makes your eyes rolls. Normally, I can’t stand to listen to his albums in full. This time I gladly listened to the whole thing on repeat.

There are a few low points here with one being “Cruel to You.” This sounds like classic Wednesday 13 all the way right down to the music, but it’s so boring. Once again, he spouts about being the boogeyman and stalking a young woman, a topic he’s very familiar with. This song so tiring because it sounds exactly like what he’s done in the past. Everything from the music to the melody sounds like a better 13 song you’ve heard before. Plus, it really doesn’t fit the dark tone of the album.

As always, 13 shows off his sentimental side with a few ballads. “Condolences” has awesome music that sounds like a funeral march, which is very fitting for the gloomy vibe. But weaknesses start to show in the verses, which are half-whispered, half-sung. They’re just not that interesting. The hook is strong and makes the track bearable. Otherwise, it’s okay at best. The closing track “Death Infinity” suffers the same problems as his other ballads. He lays it on real thick and before we get to the second verse, you’re ready to move on. It’s over the top and dull like his other slow songs. Then again, I’ve never been a fan of these types of songs.

Condolences is a solid record. I didn’t expect to like it as much as I did. I didn’t even plan on reviewing it. Wednesday 13 finds a good balance between moving towards a darker, heavier sound while keeping his classic vibe. Not every song is great, but the album is a lot of fun, even though it’s about death. Many of the songs are memorable, unlike his last effort. For once I found I could sit through the entire album, multiple times without getting sick of it. 13 steps up his game for this release proving the old ghoul still has some spooky tricks up his sleeve.


Skeletons – Wednesday 13

Release Year: 2008

Rating: 6.5/10

Wednesday 13 has built his musical career on b-horror and things that go bump in the night. Though he started with b-horror roots, as he continued releasing albums he’s branched out into more traditional rock and even metal, which is the sound of 13’s third album Skeletons. Wednesday 13 turns to his usual themes of horror, the supernatural, and fiendish ghouls, but with less punk rock and more hard rock. But will the rocker’s reliance on the same ol’ same ol’ make for a tiring album?

Wednesday 13 is up to the same spooky tricks on this album. Plenty of the songs like “Gimme Gimme Bloodshed” and “All American Massacre” make the same references to horror movies and creatures that go bump in the night as his previous efforts. The latter track even seems to be inspired by Texas Chainsaw Massacre since the horror weapon pops up several times in the lyrics. The strong opening track “Scream Baby Scream” begins with weird spacey sound followed by heart pounding percussion as 13 sings about ghouls and creeps. After the first verse, the song gets more intense as the guitars amp up and 13 lets out a vicious howl. This track is definitely in line with his horrorpunk past and is something you would expect from the rocker.

Almost the entire album continues in this fashion though the music seems more rock and metal inspired than punk. “Not Another Teenage Anthem” finds 13 singing about teenage rebellion even though he pretends that’s not what it’s about, the gruesome “Put Your Deathmask On” steps inside the mind of a serial killer, and “With Friends like These” finds 13 at his snarkiest as he tears apart people he thought he could rely on, but turned out to be assholes. The music is pretty similar for all the songs: grinding guitars, heart racing pace, and aggressive delivery. Granted, these are all things that make a Wednesday 13 album, but everything about it is only okay here. Very few of the songs stand out. Most of them aren’t bad, just not very memorable. When the rocker does finally change pace the results aren’t so great.

Wednesday 13 slows things down with “Skeletons” and “My Demise.” Though he tries to open himself up with these personal tracks, they don’t sound very good. There’s nothing wrong with the somber, slow tone of the title track. He even shakes things up by adding a jangly piano before switching to gritty guitars. But it gets awkward when 13 starts actually singing. His voice was not made for sincere crooning. It sounds like he’s doing a bad impression of Peter Murphy. It all sounds like a half-hearted attempt at a ballad. It’s so cringe worthy. We run into the same problem on the latter track. This one seems more western inspired with the soft acoustic music and odd wailing sounds in the background. But again 13 tries singing and it doesn’t work. Plenty of artists get by without actually having a good voice, but singing in this style just doesn’t suit Wednesday 13. His regular vocal style is just fine; it’s unbearable to hear him try on these two songs.

There are a handful of pretty good songs on the album, but not enough to make it worth sitting through the whole thing. Aside from the opening track, “No Rabbit in the Hat” is a strong cut which kicks off with fast, hard hitting music that gets your blooding boiling. There are more references to supernatural creatures along with nods to a love of violence. Savvy listeners will pick up the “And I’ve got an addiction/To ammunition, yeah,yeah,” which sounds similar to another line from “Gimme Gimme Bloodshed: “Now I, have a confession/A love affair with smith and wesson.” Not only are the two lines identical, but the latter pops up again in the Murderdolls song “Bored ‘Til Death.” The recycled lyric doesn’t make the song any better or worse; he just likes to sing about guns.

Another memorable song is “From Here to the Hearse.” Just like his best stuff, this one is spooky, b-horror vibes all the way. The music even sounds like it comes from a cheesy horror movie. The tables are turned here as 13 is hunted down by a loved one who wants to murder him. It’s filled with plenty of violence, gruesome imagery, and corny lyrical wordplay we expect from the best Wednesday 13 songs. It may not stray far from his comfort zone, but at least he does it well here. Though the other songs are bearable, they don’t stay with you once the album is done like these tracks.

Skeletons isn’t terrible, but unlike his debut there’s nothing really memorable about it. There are a handful of tracks that really grab your attention; everything else is just okay. It could be because it’s similar to what he’s already done. Or that the more rock oriented music can be standard and generic at times. Usually his songs about the supernatural and all things creepy are really fun even when they’re cheesy. But here it gets tiring and dull by the fourth track. It’s the same thing we’ve heard before, which seems to be a bit of an issue with most of his albums. Maybe some people don’t mind that, but other listeners may want something fresh from the rocker. It’s not a bad record, just pretty damn forgettable.

Transylvania 90210: Songs of Death, Dying, and the Dead – Wednesday 13

Release Year: 2005

Rating: 7/10

It’s been ten years since Wednesday 13 brought his love of horror movies to the music world. He’s been in multiple bands, including the Murderdolls, but is best known for his solo material. While he just released his eight studio album a few months ago, let’s take a look at his solo debut. His music explores themes of the supernatural, ghouls, zombies, and other horrific creatures. And while he makes it work for a lot of the songs, some of them have the tendency to come off as cheesy, sort of like the movies he loves.

Right from the instrumental intro track “Post Mortum Boredom,” which sounds like it was ripped from an old horror movie, you know you’re in for some horror-punk goodness. “Look What the Bats Dragged In” has a gritty hard rock vibe along with a mix of 80s hair metal, particularly when it comes to the guitar solo. This has all the markings of a Wednesday 13 song: loud music, lots of howls, and lyrics that talk about the dead and dying. While it’s not his strongest track it’s still a good representation of the album. “I Walked with a Zombie” is one of the more well known songs and has a bit of a different vibe. It sounds more like a pop-punk song with the various melodies and a clapping beat. There’s even a part where Wednesday sings “Whoa oh oh oh oh” like he’s in Poison. That’s not to say it makes the song bad; it’s definitely catchy and energetic.

Bad Things” takes influence from 80s glam metal as the singer wishes the most horrible things to happen to his enemy, while “House by the Cemetery” has more of a straight forward heavy metal sound. It mixes schlocky horror sounds like creepy laughter and creaking doors with aggressive and brutal riffs. These two songs are where Wednesday 13 shines. He perfectly mixes his horror-punk vibe in a way that doesn’t sound like he’s trying too hard. The same can’t be said about the track “Haunt Me.” It starts off on a promising note with the creepy carnival music and maniacal laughing. 13 sings in a hushed voice bringing a different style to his vocals that hasn’t been heard before. But the lyrics are too cheesy for their own good. It’s a love song that’s about meeting up on Halloween and being “scared to death.” It tries too hard to bring a creepy element to a love song.

The title track has the same problem. The opening verse sounds like it was written by a 15 year old goth “poet:” “My room came alive, my dog just died, stacked 13 pennies in his eyes/I stared at the wall, it stared back at me/Started to breath and then it started to bleed.” The creepy intent is there, but it doesn’t succeed. Again, it sounds like he’s trying too hard to be disturbing and depressing. Aside from that, the song is pretty weak in general. The lyrics are boring, the music is too slow, and it dulls you before the track is over.

One of the best songs on the LP is “Rot for Me.” Here, 13 returns to the hard rock sound that’s so infectious it lures you in. The way he snarls at the beginning of the hook is viscous, like he’s a dog ready to attack. It’s oddly catchy with its simple, repetitive riff of “Rot for me/my darling.” “I Want You Dead” is another strong track with an “I-hate-you-so-much-I-want-you-to-die” message. This track is full of high energy and speeding guitars that have a punk rock feel. “Buried by Christmas” is a curious entry. As I mentioned on a previous playlist, it’s a great Christmas song, but why does it have to be included on the album? It should’ve been released as a single or b-side. The way it is now it interrupts the flow of the record, unless you’re one of those people who like listening to Christmas songs all year round. Weirdo.

“Elect Death for President” mixes things up a bit in terms of music. It begins with a shuffling vibe similar to Rob Zombie’s “House of 1000 Corpses” before moving into a jazz sound that really throws you off. While it’s confusing at first, especially when the horns come in later, it oddly works with the song. The downside is the chorus, which sounds very similar to “Bad Things.” Though it’s one of the better songs on the album, it crosses the cheesy line once too many times. “The Ghost of Vincent Price” would make any classic horror fan proud. Featuring a creepy theremin, which was a staple in horror music, the singer makes several reference to the later actor’s movies, including House on Haunted Hill and House of Wax. While it’s far from the best track on the record, it’s still better than the closing track “A Bullet Named Christ,” which tries too hard to be gloomy and depressing.

The album was actually better than I thought. There are some strong tracks that will feed your wild, heavy metal side. There are even moments when 13 mixes his horror references with his music delightfully. But there are other times when it comes off as cheesy, forced, and over the top. Maybe this is the point, he is a fan of cheesy b-movies after all, but there are times when it’s too much to handle. Wednesday 13 has fine tuned his craft over the years, but his first solo outing predicted a promising career for the ghoul master.

Playlist: Trick or Treat

It’s that time of year where you engorge yourself on candy while being scared silly. That’s right, it’s Halloween! Parties will start this weekend and that means you need a killer playlist. That’s why I’m here to help. It turns out lots of artists love to talk about Halloween. They either make songs directly about the holiday itself or they embody the spirit of it. Either way they’re perfect for getting you in the spooky mood. While there are lots of songs out there that talk about things that go bump in the night, here are some of the best and most essential for your Halloween playlist.

This is Halloween – Marilyn Manson

When The Nightmare Before Christmas was re-released, many artists were called in to cover the movie’s superb soundtrack. While some of the picks were questionable, they got it right when it came to Marilyn Manson covering the film’s iconic song. Manson already has the reputation of being a creepy guy, so it makes sense he would have something to do with the project. For his version, Manson keeps some of the whimsy of the original with some harsh guitars added in for an edge. Manson sounds creepy and haunting as he sings “I am the one hiding under your bed/teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.” What’s even better is he uses different voices for each part from unnerving falsetto to an eerie low register. It’s an essential song for the season and it’s even better with the Mason touch.

Spookshow Baby – Rob Zombie

Honestly, all of Rob Zombie’s albums would be appropriate for this list, but this is one of his best for Halloween. The music starts out with Middle Eastern inspired guitars before launching into the heavy hitting sound Zombie has become known for. He sounds like he’s growling as he talks about the Devilman, voodoo spells, and psycho activity all happening in the light of the dead moon. The way he sounds threatening as he shouts “She’s a killer!/She’s a thriller!/Spookshow baby!” makes you feel he’s around the corner ready to strike. It’s a great song that captures the chilling and uneasy spirit of Halloween.

Lullaby – The Cure

Don’t expect to find any comfort in this song, especially if you hate spiders. If there’s anything worse than coming across a spider it’s getting eaten by one, which is what Robert Smith describes in this eerie song. Here, he talks about a creature who goes by the name “Spider Man,” no relation to the comic book hero, who creeps into your room and devours you. Though the single is 25 years old, it’s still effective with the creeping piano riff that sounds like a spider stalking across the floor and Smith singing just a hair above a whisper. It’s a Cure classic that still freaks out fans today along with the chilling video.

Thriller – Michael Jackson

When the King of Pop sat down to write this song, he didn’t know he was going to create the perfect track for Halloween. Zombies, night creatures, demons, Vincent Price’s menacing laugh. What else could you ask for in a song named “Thriller?” Michael Jackson wasn’t the scariest guy around, but he sure knew how to make everyone shudder when it came to this classic track. He talks about the things that go bump in the night while an infectious rhythm snakes around encouraging everyone to pull off their best scary bear. Of course, you can’t talk about this song with mentioning the epic video, which is a mini-horror movie in itself. Jackson goes from werewolf to zombie to dancing superstar in a matter of minutes. Thanks to the Rick Baker special effects, the short film still gives you chills today.

Ghostbusters – Ray Parker Jr.

Whether you’ve seen this movie fifty times or zero, you can’t deny how catchy this song is. Yes, it’s pretty cheesy. Yes, it wound up being Paker’s only hit. But admit it, you love yelling out “Who ya gonna call?/ Ghostbusters!” whenever the song comes on. The best part is when Parker gets cocky and reassures the listener that he “ain’t afraid of no ghost.” The high pitched squealing riff puts the icing on top of this spooktacular cake. (I’m sorry. I won’t say that again). This is the type of song that could only come out of the ’80s with it’s big synth style and novelty that has yet to wear off. My question is whose going to cover the song for the new movie?

Halloween – Siouxsie and the Banshees

Siouxsie Sioux sounds like a howling ghost on this song dedicated to the creepy holiday. As you dive into the lyrics you find out it’s not all treats and sweets with lyrics like “A sweet reminder in the ice-blue nursery/Of a childish murder of hidden luster and she cries.” Even though the chorus consists of the word “Halloween” being repeated over and over, the track takes a dark turn. It’s actually about the loss of innocence, which gives it a bleak outlook. Still, the stark music and shrieking guitars matches the dark, chilly nights of knocking on strangers’ doors and asking for candy. Isn’t this what our parents warned us about when we were little?

(Every Day is) Halloween – Ministry

This early Ministry track doesn’t have much to do with Halloween, but it’s so aptly named it feels wrong not to have it on this list. It actually talks about people who dress differently, usually punk or goth, the weird stares they get, and the comment that they look like they’re ready for Halloween. The overall message is we’re all the same; why should I be treated any differently because our fashion sense are not the same? It’s a message that can still be applied to today’s society. Still, it’s one of the band’s most notable songs mainly for the catchy music and the irresistible hook of “mmbop-bop-bop.” It’s one of those things you can’t help singing out loud. And really, would it be so bad if every day was Halloween? Think of all the candy!

Bela Lugosi’s Dead – Bauhaus

Often credited as the first goth rock record to be released, this 1979 track talks about the death of actor Bela Lugosi, who was known for his portrayal in the 1931 film adaptation of Dracula. The track is down right haunting with its dark references to bleeding victims and brides mourning the death of their vampire leader. Not to mention Peter Murphy’s eerie voice resonates throughout the entire song making your skin crawl. The music is also perfectly creepy with an ominous bass line, stark riffs that grow louder and more violent as the song goes on, and the steady ticking of the drums that sound like an old rusty clock. Just listening to it you can picture an abandoned cemetery where bats gather on the trees and the owl’s hoot echos in the night sky. With the different musical changes and vocal embellishments, you won’t mind that it’s over nine minutes long. It’s an essential track for alternative and goth rock and the one Bauhaus has gone down in music history for.

I Walked With a Zombie – Wednesday 13

Wednesday 13 is b-horror movies personified. He takes his love of horror films and channels it into his music, similar to Rob Zombie. All his songs have references to the supernatural and scary movies. His entire catalog would be appropriate for Halloween, but this is one his most popular songs. It’s pretty clear from the title what this horror-punk track is about meaning it’s perfect for all the zombie fanatics out there. Inspired by the film of the same name, the music comes rushing at you and is made for moshing. The way 13 sings “I walked with a zombie/zombie/zombie” is pretty damn catchy. Just imagine a whole group of zombie’s slam dancing to this song.  It’s fun, a bit silly, and perfect for Halloween.

Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath

This song is the epitome of hellfire and damnation. As soon as you hear the tolling church bells and the violent rainstorm at the beginning you know things aren’t going to end well. Everything about the song is haunting from Iommi’s trembling riff, to the lyrics that talk about “the figure in black” with burning eyes, to Ozzy’s anguished cried of “Oh no/no/please god help me.” It’s the perfect fit for any eerie night or haunted house. To make things even more chilling, the track is based on an actual experience that Geezer Butler told Ozzy. Apparently, Butler painted his apartment black, hung up crucifixes, and pictures of Satan on the walls. He the read a book on witchcraft and went to bed. When he woke up he saw a big black figure standing by his bed and the book was gone. The lesson here: don’t mess with Satan or his books on witchcraft.

Pet Sematary – The Ramones

Recorded for the Stephen King movie of the same name, this Ramone’s song talks about the cursed titular cemetery that brings back your loved ones, but not the way you remembered them. The band are at least smart about it as they sing “I don’t want to be buried/in a pet sematary/I don’t want to live my life again.” The rest of the song does a great job painting the picture of the creepy graveyard with the cold wind blowing and wolves howling at the moon. What’s great is the music still has their brand of punk rock and as with most of their songs, it’s catchy. You’ll find yourself singing it before it ends. It may not be the creepiest song on the list, but it does capture the Halloween mood well. Plus, it’s the Ramones. What’s not to like about this song?

Dead in Hollywood – Murderdolls

This band comprised of the aforementioned Wednesday 13 and Slipknot’s Joey Jordison talks about the iconic movie monsters on this track. 13 takes his love of all things horror even further on this song as he pays tribute to horror movie villains. He makes sure to name check Frankenstein, Norman Bates, Leatherface, and even famed director Ed Wood while shouting “Cause all my heroes are dead in Hollywood!” Just like 13’s solo material, the Murderdolls also have a number of songs that could be fit for Halloween, such as “B-Movie Scream Queen” and my personal favorite “She Was a Teenage Zombie.” Sadly, the band won’t be making horror filled music anymore since they disbanded in 2011.

Halloween – AFI (Misfits Cover)

Though this spooky song was originally done by the Misfits, I’ve always preferred AFI‘s rendition. Bringing up gruesome images of “Burning bodies hanging from poles,” dead cats, candy apples, and razor blades, the song talks about a violent and destructive Halloween. With gang vocals shouting “Halloweeeen” over and over again paired with Davey Havok’s distinct vocal style makes you want to raise your fist in the air and form a bad ass circle pit. Though the band stays true to the original, the biggest change comes at the end, which adds one minute of eerie scratches and squeals, perfect for a dark Halloween night.

I Put a Spell on You – Screamin’ Jay Hawkins

Many artists have covered this song from Marilyn Manson to Nina Simone, but only Screamin’ Jay Hawkins makes it so damn unnerving. With his sinister growls and howls, he commands “I put a spell on you/because you’re mine,” sounding like a real life Oogie Boogie. To add to the creepy factor he peppers the track with his haunting and mischievous laugh, ready to pounce on you at any moment. The song ends with his anguished yelps and hollers as he declares one final time “Oh, you’re mine!” He sounds like a mad man and if you’ve ever seen him perform you’re fully convinced he’s crazy. While Bette Midler and the Hocus Pocus crew did a respectable job with the tune, the original is by far the best.

Mr. Crowley – Ozzy Osbourne

Arguably one of Ozzy’s best songs, this one has a thick Gothic atmosphere that’s essential for Halloween. This is mostly due to the opening that was made for a dark and stormy night. And since it’s based on English occultist Aleister Crowley, there’s bound the be spookiness. Ozzy sounds haunting and in awe as he sings “Mr. Crowley/did you talk to the dead?” and Rhandy Rhoads shows off his skill in the electrifying and trilling guitar solo that finishes off the song. It reinforces the creepy lore surrounding Crowley, yet makes you want to read some of his work.  It’s a classic track that shows why Ozzy is still the Prince of Darkness.

 He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask) – Alice Cooper

A Halloween playlist wouldn’t be complete without Mr. Cooper. This may not be his best song, but the tie in with Friday the 13th was too good to resist. Here, Cooper paints several cliche horror movie scenarios, like a couple swimming in the lake or the couple in the park at night, and talks about how Jason is out to get them. The coolest thing about this song, aside from the single artwork, is how it uses Jason’s iconic “ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma” as part of the musical rhythm. Otherwise, the single is full of 80’s cheese with heavy synthesizer, but it makes it oddly charming.
What are your favorite Halloween related songs? Let me know in the comments and have a Happy Halloween!

Women and Children Last- Murderdolls

Release Year: 2010

Rating: 9/10

The second album from the Murderdolls took nearly ten years to complete, but it was fucking worth the wait. The band’s debut album was decent enough, but it was plagued with songs that sounded the same, music that never changed, and too many tracks. The guys must’ve sat down and pinpointed these issues because this release is far better than their first album. It’s energetic, intense, has better songwriting, and the songs fucking rock.

The band brings their a-game with the dark track “Chapel of Blood.” This has got to be one of my favorite songs, though it is hard to choose. It has an intense riff that’ll get you headbanging before Wednesday 13 gets to the chorus. This song is like a serial killer’s theme, so of course that means there is gruesome imagery. The opening line says it all: “Take my hand and you will never see the daylight again/come in, come in, into the blood red chapel of sin.” It sounds like some scary shit, but you’re too busy rocking out to be afraid.

A lot of the songs on the first album didn’t stand out and became pretty boring after the eleventh track, but all the songs here are awesome. With the exception of one, the songs are interesting, intense, energetic as hell and each have their own sound. As the album goes on the songs get better and better. “Drug Me to Hell” is another intense song that begins with a shuddering riff that sounds like a motor revving up. It’s a hard song that manages to be kind of catchy at least regarding the chorus. “My Dark Place Alone” has an amazing intense riff that gets you going wild. It’s aggressive in both sound and feel. The only song that feels like a throwaway is “Nothing’s Gonna be Alright.” It’s not horrible, it’s just not as energetic or interesting as the other songs. Though there are a lot of tracks here, the album never gets tiring.

A big difference on this album is their the band tone down their horror-punk image. The first album was riddled with references to Frankenstein, vampires, zombies, and necrophilia. They do keep the graphic and disturbing details in the songs, but they deal more with murder and death, rather than horror movie monsters. Honestly, it’s a breath of fresh air. The horror movie theme got a bit tiring before and led to some corny sounding songs. Also, the lyrics to those songs were very repetitive. And while they go back to this technique for the dark love song “Summertime Suicide,” their songwriting is improved overall. Yet, they still keep in the playful lyrics.

Wednesday 13 would often say things like “Old MacDonald had a farm/E-I-E-I Oh my god” on the previous release. At times it was cheesy, others it was really clever. While it doesn’t happen as much here, when it does it’s pure gold. The track “Bored Til Death” finds the singer screaming “I’m making a list/checking it twice/gonna find out/who’s naughty or nice.” My favorite one comes from the closing track “Hello, Goodbye, Die.” 13 re-invents classic cheers for his own twisted nightmare: “We can bring a firecracker, sismal bomb, homicide, homicide, rock, rock, rock.” Whenever I hear it, I think about the Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny Rah rah rah cheer from Looney Tunes. It’s great how the band manages to take these kid related cheers and make them so cryptic.

Another issue with the first album is the music never varied. That problem is fixed here with each song actually managing to stand out. The sound is more guitar focused since the solos are very intricate and more inspired by conventional rock. It’s one of the first things you notice besides the vocals. Songs now actually have different tempos to them as well. “Homicide Drive” is a slower paced song that trudges along, while “Rock n Roll is All I Got” is really fast and seems to take influence from punk rock. Some of the songs even have melody, which can make them catchy. You can hear melody in the guitars on the track “Nowhere.” It even sounds a bit upbeat compared to the rest of the work here. On this track the punk influence comes back, but it also mixes in elements of rock n roll. Because the music changes so much it keeps the album from getting stale.

Wednesday 13 has a unique voice to say the least, but his vocals weren’t that strong on the first release. Plus, he screamed so much that it just got old. Here, his vocals are on point. Yes, he still screams, but he does it to draw your attention to a certain line or to get the listener pumped up. He actually does a lot more singing here, which is a nice change from when we last heard him. Basically, his vocals are easier to swallow this time around making the album more pleasant to listen to, if you can call his music pleasant.

Overall, the album gets 9/10. This album is so much better than their debut. The songwriting is improved, the music actually varies, the songs never get boring and Wednesday 13 sounds his best here. All the songs fucking rock and will get you pumped because they’re so energetic. Though fans had to wait a long time for this release, it was well worth the wait. There’s no word on whether the band will be doing a new album, but let’s hope they do especially since this album was fantastic.